WHY I SHAVED MY HAIR

WHY I SHAVED MY HAIR.

From cute to ratchet! My mother regularly visits my blog, I know right now she is probably like “No you didn’t”. I know she doesn’t like it that I shave my hair, but hair is just not for me, and hair doesn’t make me the person I am. Like some people think, once you have shaved your hair, you have “gone bad”. It’s just hair, just like getting a boob job, it’s just boobs; doesn’t define who you are. Another problem I have is, my hair does not grow as fast, so cutting it is a bad idea.

Okay here is what happened to me today? I told the barber, my usual barber who cuts my hair every time that I wanted to fix myself for a photoshoot. My hair was wet, so I asked him, do I dry it first? He said no it’s okay it’s not that wet. Then I get on my phone, send a text then take out my camera and I wanted to capture the moment, before I know it, he shaved the front of my forehead and yes it’s that picture you are seeing right there. I cried not because my hair was gone but because I have a peanut head and if we can’t fix it, I have to go bald and I will look like an alien, a scary alien. After I cried for hours, the manager tried to calm me down and this is the solution she came up with.

I look like I just slaughtered a parrot, took it’s feathers and put on my head. I look so ratchet that everyone is looking at me wondering, mmmmh but why? Because my forehead is bald. That’s why. So now I can’t do my photoshoot and must look like I just gave birth to a parrot for the next few days, but heck no, lord Jesus, I am taking this stupid thing off by tomorrow. P.S: I am even talking ratchet. I will find a solution, I don’t know what? But there is no way I am walking around looking like I have 6 baby daddies and 14 children and I am in a gang… no, I say hellll nooooo. Uh uh! I remember I said it’s just hair, but the feather needs to go.

To answer your question. I shaved my hair because i was getting ready for a photoshoot, then this happened, now my shoot may be canceled and i will be looking stupid for a few days. Very sad! Where there is the blue piece of ratchetness if where i don't have hair. Yes it's a big patch. :-(